Chocolate Humour & Quotes

We hope the chocolate lover in you will enjoy these humourous chocolate quotes!

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces
Judith Viorst
 
"Liquidum non frangit jejunum." ([chocolate] liquids, amongst them, do not constitute a break in fasting.)
Cardinal Francis Maria Brancaccio of the Vatican, 1662

"Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso." (Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.) Spanish proverb


Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!

Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.  Forrest Gump in "Forrest Gump" (1994)

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies..

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?

Forget love -- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!

Among life's mysteries is how a two pound box of chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.

A little too much chocolate is just about right.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

I never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Counselor Deanna Troi, Star Trek: The Next Generation

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... chocolate...." - Homer Simpson

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak